Songs

Girl in the Corner

The girl in the corner she just asked me if I wanted to dance

I said that I was rubbish and I offered her a second chance

To walk across the room and ask the guy stood by the exit door

But she said, “no”

She wouldn’t go

And so the so-and-so

Swept me off the floor

 

Instrumental

 

The girl in the corner she just asked me if I wanted a date

I was feeling very nervous and I didn’t want to turn up late

I arrived an hour early and I stood outside her garden gate

But she didn’t wait

Or hesitate

She thought it was great

She’d finally found her mate

 

Instrumental

 

The girl in the corner she looks phenomenal

Makes me feel just slightly nominal

The situation’s slightly comical

What am I to do?

The girl in the corner she just asked me if I wanted to stay

She said I wasn’t handsome, but she kinda liked me looking this way

And twenty minutes later she was planning out her happiest day

When I said, ‘Oh?’

I said, ‘Eh?’

I said, ‘Woah!’

N-n-n-n-no way!

 

Instrumental