Songs
Girl in the Corner
The girl in the corner she just asked me if I wanted to dance
I said that I was rubbish and I offered her a second chance
To walk across the room and ask the guy stood by the exit door
But she said, “no”
She wouldn’t go
And so the so-and-so
Swept me off the floor
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The girl in the corner she just asked me if I wanted a date
I was feeling very nervous and I didn’t want to turn up late
I arrived an hour early and I stood outside her garden gate
But she didn’t wait
Or hesitate
She thought it was great
She’d finally found her mate
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The girl in the corner she looks phenomenal
Makes me feel just slightly nominal
The situation’s slightly comical
What am I to do?
The girl in the corner she just asked me if I wanted to stay
She said I wasn’t handsome, but she kinda liked me looking this way
And twenty minutes later she was planning out her happiest day
When I said, ‘Oh?’
I said, ‘Eh?’
I said, ‘Woah!’
N-n-n-n-no way!
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